First of all, if we are going to be heartbroken over anything this Valentine’s Day, it is going to be the fact that Samantha Jones will not be joining the rest of the cast for the Sex and the City reboot of “And Just Like That”. Here are a few of Samantha Jones’s best “Single and Fabulous!” lines. Samantha, you will be dearly missed, we need your independent strong woman energy now more than ever!
1) Men Want What They Can’t Have
“Tell Him “I love you” you’ll probably never see him again. Tell a man “I hate you” you have the best sex of your life.”
2) She Doesn’t Waste Her Time
“I am not the type of woman who sits at home all day waiting for a man”
3) Nobody Is Perfect
“You know the rule; good on paper bad in bed”
4) Honesty Is Not Always The “Truth”
Charlotte: “I think that a relationship has to be based on honesty and communication.”
Samantha: “If you were 25, that would be adorable but you’re 32, so that’s just stupid.”
5) She Doesn’t Believe In Societal Pressures On Women
“Why does everybody have to get married? It’s so cliche”
6) She Lives In Reality Not A Fairytale
“Listen to me the right guy is an illusion. Start living your lives.”
7) She Doesn’t Apologize For Being Herself
“Yeah, I am Harsh. I’m also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient, and always right.”
8) She Doesn’t Buy What You Are Selling
“From my experience honey, if he seems too good to be true he probably is.”
9) Men Will Do Anything If You Let Them Get Away With It…
“Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls because they can.”
10) She Isn’t Afraid To Call Them Like She Sees Them
“You know, you’re nothing but a big dick with a little man attached.”
11) A Man Does Not Complete Her Life
“I take offence at that generalization. Not all women sit around and obsess about men.”
12) She Knows Relationships Are Built On “Compromises”
“Practically all relationships I know are based on the foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusional.”
13) In The End, We Are All Lost In This Game We Call Love
Carrie: “I don’t need therapy, I have you guys!”.
Samantha: “We’re just as fucked up as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.”
14) Not Having A “Valentine” Is Okay, Because Her Friends Are Her “Soulmates”
“ I’ve never been friends with men. Women are for friendships. Men are for fucking.”